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Eric and I recently discovered a shared fascination with the slew of impossibly named NPR hosts we listen to every day: Renee Montagne, Steve Inskeep, Corey Flintoff, Korva Coleman, Kai Ryssdal, Dina Temple-Raston.
In fact, we’ve often wondered what it would be like to be one of them. A Nina Totenberg or a Renita Jablonski. A David Kestenbaum or a Lakshmi Singh. Even (on our most ambitious days) a Cherry Glaser or a Sylvia Poggioli.
So finally, after years of Fresh Air sign-off ambitions, we came up with a system for creating our own NPR Names. Here’s how it works: You take your middle initial and insert it somewhere into your first name. Then you add on the smallest foreign town you’ve ever visited.
So I’m Liarna Kassel. And Eric is Jeric Bath. I even have a new nickname for my little brother in Dylsan Rosarita.absurdlakefront:notthatkindagay:apollosraven:pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:spiegelman:
This is Fresh Air. I’m Rebsekah Vaduz filling in for Terry Gross. Our guest…
(And now I’m reminded of how much I want the Nina Totin’ Bag.)
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Lomren Burban…? AWESOME!
CEHAELY FRIEDRICHSHAIN
ALAURA TORSLANDA
Ha! Mine’s Rachakel Cefn-Mawr.
Blaier Akureyri. Sounds legit.
Meegan Annecy. I miss listening to NPR in the car with my parents. They might complain about the fixation on “wine and...
Danicel Haarlem As much as totes are incompatible with my taste and gender, I want the Nina Totin Bag so badly. (Terry...
Jennia Paris. (Not really...small town, but is...was about...
Um…Gillmian Nairobi? WTF? Mine sucks.
Eric and I recently discovered a shared fascination with the slew of impossibly named NPR hosts we listen to every day:...
Amelria Lewes. (Auldrey and I are distant cousins.)
Telssa Changuinola
Haha… this was fun :) I would be Arlison Lekenye. I’m not sure how NPR-esque that sounds, but if I went with...
Annca Lilo-an, hahaha this is good
Kathleen Glenrothes (it’s pretentious enough without adding and ‘M’)