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10th June 2009

Post reblogged from The H is O

How to Claim Responsibility for a Terrorist Attack

thehiso:

I was always wondered how this went down.  I can only imagine it goes something like this:

Secretary:  You’ve reached al-Arabiya TV of Pakistan, how may I help you?

Taliban spokesman:  Hi, this is Mullah Adullah Al-Zarqawi, spokesman for the Taliban.  You know that big bombing today?

Secretary:  Yes?

Taliban spokesman:  Yeah, that was us.

Secretary:  OK…thanks for the tip…

Taliban spokesman:  Alright.  Praise be to Allah.  Have a good day!

Source: thehiso