“After years of investigating all the things people do to one another, from murder to mail fraud, every agent at the bureau’s disposal has been reassigned to track down something—anything—that could still be considered pure and true,” the world-weary Mueller said.
The Onion in print is all over Denver, and while it’s much less rebloggable, I find newsprint + ink makes the stories about 37% funnier than they are online.
Source: squashed
