As any CEO or ballerina will tell you—the secret to being happy at work is having an awesome job where you don’t have to do any work and you get paid a lot. Unfortunately, because most Americans have no skills, many of us end up working at shitty places like TheSpark. Recently, however, I’ve developed sure-fire techniques that can help anyone get their dream job. And that’s what I’m going to tell you about here.
Obviously, I will demonstrate my principles in action by applying for the Seattle Mariners’ current opening at third base—my dream since I was a child.
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