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29th August 2009

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McSweeney's: HEALTH CARE REFORM: MYTHS & FACTS →

Including amazing footnotes and such wonders as (link is mine):

MYTH:

Athena emerged, fully grown, from the skull of Zeus.

FACT:

Despite being King of the Gods and Lord of Thunderâ„¢, Zeus was denied medical coverage by private insurers due to being classed with a “Priapistic condition.” This painfully constant state of male “preparedness” could only be tamed by nonstop anonymous intercourse. Frankly, it’s a wonder Athena is the only creature to emerge from his body.

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