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McSweeney's: HEALTH CARE REFORM: MYTHS & FACTS →
Including amazing footnotes and such wonders as (link is mine):
MYTH:
Athena emerged, fully grown, from the skull of Zeus.
FACT:
Despite being King of the Gods and Lord of Thunder™, Zeus was denied medical coverage by private insurers due to being classed with a “Priapistic condition.” This painfully constant state of male “preparedness” could only be tamed by nonstop anonymous intercourse. Frankly, it’s a wonder Athena is the only creature to emerge from his body.
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