2arrs, 2ells

Best post in the thread below:

Man oh man, have I been waiting a long time for a thread like this. Here are the air travel things that drive me crazy:

The jerks who recline their seats right back into me. Where am I supposed to put my knees?
The bozos who complain when I recline my seat back. I mean, I paid for a seat that reclines, so what am I supposed to do, stay all scrunched up just because you want my seat’s room?
The horrible little brats who scream, shriek, and kick the seat for the whole flight. Can’t their parents control these tiny tyrants?
The ding-a-lings who complain about my kids behaving like kids on the airplane. I mean, children are going to act like children, so get over it!
The weirdos who snarl that my carry-on fills up too much of the overhead bin space. Like, did they reserve it or something?
The clowns who stuff a huge oversize wheelie, which they really should have checked, into the overhead bin so there’s no room for my stuff. Thanks a lot!
The fools who jabber away at the top of their lungs on their cell phones at the airport. What makes you think I’m interested in your private affairs?
The lame-brains who give me dirty looks when I make a call on my cell phone. I’ve got the phone, I need to make the call, so deal with it.
The yahoos who sit around the airport or on the plane doing nothing but complaining about how other people make their air travel miserable. Hey, if it’s such a hassle, why don’t you just stay home?

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