Post reblogged from thillythenny
Jägerbomb - High school was the best six years of your life.
Long Island Iced Tea - No matter how old you are, at some level, you’re still afraid your parents are going to catch you drinking.
Mai Tai - You’re attracted to exotic people and places, but not enough to get a passport.
Manhattan - You’re witty, sophisticated, and not at all jealous that the oafs pounding down Jell-O shots at the other end of the bar are getting all the best trim.
Margarita - All of your relationships have either begun or ended at a wet t-shirt contest.
I’m a fan of drinking manhattans myself, the complete list of drinks is available at Modern Drunkard Magazine
aww, my signature drink - amaretto sour - didn’t make the list.
Apparently, I’m: Sidecar
No one is accusing you of anything, but you’ve buried a suspiciously large number of husbands.
BTW… what’s a green tea martini? That just sounds nasty… anyone?
In keeping with the theme established by the “literature and alcohol” post…
Source: randominternet
