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24th February 2009

Post reblogged from will.i.blog with 2 notes

How to properly insult someone

williblog:

Via William Shakespeare, King Lear 2.2.13-24:

OSWALD

What dost thou know me for?

KENT

A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition.

I have this on a t-shirt, courtesy of Horger’s AP Lit class senior year.

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  1. 2arrs2ells reblogged this from williblog and added:
    I have this on a t-shirt, courtesy of Horger’s AP Lit class senior year.
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