2arrs, 2ells - Some retroactive FML's

16th March 2009

Post reblogged from The H is O with 34 notes

Some retroactive FML’s

“I found out my wife was having an affair, so today I smothered her to death in bed. Turns out, maybe a handkerchief isn’t the best piece of evidence. FML”

~Othello

“My uncle murdered my father and married my mom, but it took me for-fucking-ever to do anything about it. Also, you shouldn’t play with poison-tipped swords. FML”

~Hamlet

“I hate war, but when I ask to be diagnosed with insanity and excused from flying, I apparently only prove the existence of some rationality. It’s kind of a catch-twenty—wait a minute… FML”

~Yossarian

“I, too, decided that war sucks. So I tried to run away and start a family. At present, my wife and child are dead and I’m stuck in Switzerland. The world is cruel and senseless. FML”

~Frederic Henry

“I dare any of you to top this one: I was on the verge of finding the asshole who killed the last king and brought a plague to our city. In my investigation, I came to realize that I am the guilty party, that I fathered four children with my mother, and fulfilled the prophesy that I spent my life trying to escape. Time to gorge out my eyes and walk the Earth as a beggar. FML”

~Oedipus

“I am turning into an insect. FML”

~Gregor Samsa

Source: thehiso