Photo reblogged from The H is O
According to google analytics (another tumblr faux pas), my tumblr does poorly in the sun belt, midwest, and generally red states. With that in mind, I would just like to assert the following facts and reassure my red meat eating, gun carrying, religion clinging audience.
-The Earth is only a couple thousand years old.
-p(Obama is the Anti-Christ) = .89
-A pro-life stance is in no way incompatible with believing that government should not interfere with the lives of its citizens.
-Farm subsidies: everyone wins!
-I’ve never been in Bill Ayer’s living room.
-I promise to put the 10 Commandments on here at some point.
Thank you and keep reading! Someday you’ll vote for me because I’m the kind of guy you’d love to have a beer with.
Proud that Ohio is both a blue state and a source of traffic to thehiso
Source: thehiso
