14th January 2010
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Best post in the thread below:
Man oh man, have I been waiting a long time for a thread like this. Here are the air travel things that drive me crazy:
- The jerks who recline their seats right back into me. Where am I supposed to put my knees?
- The bozos who complain when I recline my seat back. I mean, I paid for a seat that reclines, so what am I supposed to do, stay all scrunched up just because you want my seat’s room?
- The horrible little brats who scream, shriek, and kick the seat for the whole flight. Can’t their parents control these tiny tyrants?
- The ding-a-lings who complain about my kids behaving like kids on the airplane. I mean, children are going to act like children, so get over it!
- The weirdos who snarl that my carry-on fills up too much of the overhead bin space. Like, did they reserve it or something?
- The clowns who stuff a huge oversize wheelie, which they really should have checked, into the overhead bin so there’s no room for my stuff. Thanks a lot!
- The fools who jabber away at the top of their lungs on their cell phones at the airport. What makes you think I’m interested in your private affairs?
- The lame-brains who give me dirty looks when I make a call on my cell phone. I’ve got the phone, I need to make the call, so deal with it.
- The yahoos who sit around the airport or on the plane doing nothing but complaining about how other people make their air travel miserable. Hey, if it’s such a hassle, why don’t you just stay home?
Tagged: travelpet peeves
